Poop Emoji

The Poop Emoji Hat Has A Home

Because I know this has been keeping you up at night, I thought I share the news that the Poop Emoji hat I bought at the Missouri State Fair and didn't know what to do with has found a permanent home. And yes, I know I need to buy toilet paper.
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Things You Buy At The Fair

I always end up buying something I'll never use when I go to the fair. I told myself that THIS year, that wouldn't happen, but somehow I shelled out twelve bucks for a "Poop Emoji" hat. I have no idea what purpose I could ever have for owning a hat like this. I wore it on stage when I introduced...
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